apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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