I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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