as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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