found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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