did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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