I wish I could punch you in the face.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I need water and some morals
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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