Sry I called you an 8
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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