So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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