Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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