I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
