But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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