You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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