Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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