omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
