so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I think people are normalizing furries
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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