just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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