I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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