its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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