Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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