i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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