Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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