im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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