I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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