Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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