Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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