This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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