i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
The Olympian is in my bed
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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