we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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