We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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