i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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