Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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