I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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