I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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