I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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