She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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