I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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