we have pet lesbian snakes
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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