pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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