she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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