ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
please don't ironically join a cult
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