he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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