I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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