I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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