Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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