remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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