i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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