If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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