its not stalking. its research.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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