True but thats because hes a fetus.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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