your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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